For the Mad Girls

It's fuzzy, like in a dream...there was this city entirely surrounded by walls...

...and we lived in a convent (even though we are guys)...

...only it was bright and colorful inside...

...and there were doorways that were both beautiful and terrifying...

...and there was something about a guy named "Jacob"...

...and something else about a guy named "Guy"...

...and there were bugs and cabbages and mice and they all tasted like sugar...

...and people would smile at you and give you chocolate...

...and there was this long, narrow passage-way, but we were so bizarrely tiny that we couldn't see what it was called...

(Oh.)

...and there were crumbling towers everywhere...

...and walls that seemed to lean in on you, like they were going to fall...

...and half-timbered buildings, like it was 1600 or something...

...and delightfully refreshing Lemon Shandy!