'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! What? I burped! |
It would be better if I'd never been born. |
Poof! |
Ben - why are we in the Tuckerville train station? |
Hey...what's that? |
York?! That's the name of my cat-nemesis! |
You've been given a great gift, Tucker - a chance to see what life would be like without you. |
Ben, we must be in Tuckerville - there is the MickelTuckergate Bar! No, Tucker - this is the MickelCATgate Bar. |
Stocks!? But, I outlawed stocks! (even bizarrely large ones) (Sigh.) Tucker, you never outlawed stocks because you were never born! |
I need to go to Martini's, Ben. |
Oh, and Nick, my little friend here would like mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. And where do you come off calling me Nick? I don't know you from Adam's off ox! |
Out you two pixies go, through the door or out the window! |
Pixies? Either I'm off my nut or he is, Ben! |
And what's with all the cats? |
They are everywhere! |
Well, Tucker, every cat on the street thrived because... |
...you weren't here to scare them away. |
I've heard of things like this, Ben. You've got me in some kind of spell or something. |
Are you my Mother? |
Mother, don't you remember me? I'm your son Tucker. |
I've never had a son named Tucker! (Plus, you have too many legs.) Get out of here before I call the police! |
Ben, take me to see Mary. |
You're not going to like it, Tucker. |
Why did you bring me here? |
Where is Mary? |
Tucker, because you weren't around to reject plastics and ground floors, Mary became a nun. |
Oh, Mary! |
I completely bummed out. Help me, Ben. Get me back. |
Strange, isn't it? Each dog's life touches so many other lives. |
Remember - no dog is a failure who has friends. |
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